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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers who says she's the maid ..
Woman : " We don't have a maid. ''
Maid : '' I was hired this morning by the man of the house. ''
Woman : '' Well, I am his wife. Is he there? ''
Maid : '' He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone else who I think is his wife ''
Angry Woman : '' Listen, would you like to make $500,000? ''
Maid : '' Yes .. what will I have to do? ''
Woman : '' I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with. ''
So the maid puts the phone down; the woman heard footsteps and the gunshots
Maid : '' What do I do with the bodies? ''
Woman : '' Throw them in the swimming pool. ''
Maid ( PuZzled ) : '' But there is no swimming pool here. ''
After a long pause ....
Woman : '' Is this 63398023 !?? ''
Woman : " We don't have a maid. ''
Maid : '' I was hired this morning by the man of the house. ''
Woman : '' Well, I am his wife. Is he there? ''
Maid : '' He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone else who I think is his wife ''
Angry Woman : '' Listen, would you like to make $500,000? ''
Maid : '' Yes .. what will I have to do? ''
Woman : '' I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with. ''
So the maid puts the phone down; the woman heard footsteps and the gunshots
Maid : '' What do I do with the bodies? ''
Woman : '' Throw them in the swimming pool. ''
Maid ( PuZzled ) : '' But there is no swimming pool here. ''
After a long pause ....
Woman : '' Is this 63398023 !?? ''